Month: January 2016

New Flash Fiction Up at Shotgun Honey

I’ve been miserable at updating the past few months. Which, in turn, has made you miserable as well. I’m sure.

Anyways, I’ve got a new piece of flash fiction up over at Shotgun Honey. You can read that silly little sucker here.

I wrote it during a bout of insomnia. I was too lazy to get out of bed so I typed the thing on my cellphone and emailed it to myself. Yes, that was a fascinating glimpse into my writing process.

I sold another short to Spinetingler Mag too. That should be out in a couple months or so.

Sony Sent My Ass to the Set of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies


After a nine hour flight, an hour train ride, and a shameful amount of time trying to navigate the Underground, I arrived at London’s Langham Hotel looking, for lack of a better word, like a zombie. Thankfully, the doorman didn’t try to stab me in the head when I passed. Instead, he tipped his top hat in greeting and my adventure visiting the set of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies had begun.

Read the rest of this sucker over at Blood Disgusting.